World-famous in the neighborhood.
Every group of friends, every club, every family has its legends. We write them like real journalists, with the gravity of a national daily and the affection of people who know you. It reads on a phone, shares on WhatsApp and prints for the living room.
Three articles written for made-up groups. Yours will be about you, and only you.
The club's prosecutor closed the case after four still-warm cups were handed in. The defence calls it "a peace offering".
Read the articleShe creates a WhatsApp group for everything, including to decide whether a WhatsApp group is needed. Without her, nobody would play.
Read the articleAn investigation pieces together the eleven hours of debate that preceded the booking at Paco's, back table.
Read the articleA complete fictional newspaper, just as it lands on the group's phones. Swipe through the pages.
Expected on court 3 at 7:02 pm, the accused appeared at 7:21 pm holding four cups. The court adjourned to drink them. Rafa wrote the time in his notebook, on principle.
Seven WhatsApp groups, a court booked fifteen days ahead, and a "Can everyone confirm?" every Monday at 6 pm. Without her, Tuesday would be just another day.
He knows the rules. All of them. He writes the scores in a notebook whose existence the club now officially recognizes. The notebook has a lawyer.
She forgets her water bottle every week and every week leaves with someone else's. Nobody minds: she plays the right side, and she gets everything back.
He shouts "Vamos!" on every point, including the other team's. The players on court 2 have asked to play with him.
The club adopts the Tuesday official bulletin: any announcement of "one last game" is punishable by a round of drinks. Adopted unanimously, minus one vote.
A blue water bottle, last seen on court 3. Reward: another water bottle.
One button. Two answers. A better Tuesday. Replying to Marta has never been so easy.
You choose the tone. You can also mix them: a front page that makes people laugh, a last page that gets them.
One joke per article, the punchline last, and every person ends on their real quality. We laugh with them, never at them. Nothing about looks, age, work or private life.
« Any announcement of "one last game" is henceforth punishable by a round of drinks. Adopted unanimously, minus one vote. »Official Bulletin of Tuesday Padel, article one
For a retirement, a big birthday, a friend moving away. The same journalistic seriousness, put to work on what the group really thinks of that person.
« Fifty Sundays a year, for twenty-two years, Manolo brought the tortilla. Nobody ever asked him. He never once forgot. »The Peña Gazette, page three
Before we write, we ask how far we can go. "Gentle" for a declaration or congratulations, "spicy" for the gang, "legend" when the person can take anything. For companies, we stay gentle.
No account, no app. You answer a few questions and we take care of the rest.
A ten-minute questionnaire: first names, habits, the line everyone knows by heart, and the subjects we don't touch.
First we send you a sketch: the front page and one portrait. You approve the tone, or tell us what's off. Only then do we write the whole thing, and you get a round of corrections.
A private link, impossible to guess, valid for 90 days. And the PDF, to print and leave on the table on the day.
Yes, as long as your anecdotes describe concrete situations: "he's always late, but always brings coffee" beats "he's nice". The questionnaire guides you, and if a joke doesn't land for you, we change it.
We avoid it by design: every joke ends on the person's quality, and you tell us the no-go subjects for each one. Looks, age, work, private life and politics are out from the start.
That works. The organizer answers for the group, and we agree together on how to get the consent of the people involved before it's shared.
English, Spanish or French. Each language gets its own jokes; we don't translate word for word.
It is used only to write your newspaper. Photos are never sent to any artificial-intelligence service, and everything is deleted once the link expires.
That's what the sketch is for: you approve the voice before we write everything. Then one round of corrections is included. And if after that nothing works, we refund you.
Through a secure payment link, sent once the questionnaire is complete. Nothing is paid before you know exactly what we're going to write.