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The Sunday Riders
Sunday cycling clubBack-to-school issuePage 1
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214 messages to choose a restaurant. The group ends up at the usual place.

Between 8:14 am and 7:32 pm, the group considered nine places, two polls and a menu sent upside down. The back table at Paco's had been free since morning.

Investigation · The Sunday Riders

It all starts with an innocent message from Nacho: "Where are we eating after the ride?" Fifteen seconds later, Sergio suggests "the new place by the harbor". The new place by the harbor is closed on Sundays. Nobody checks until 11.

At 9:40, Carlos launches a four-option poll. Toni votes for a fifth option, by message, which in Carlos's eyes invalidates the poll. A second poll is opened. It is won by "don't mind", with three votes, which wasn't an option.

« I'm just saying, but Paco's is nice. »Toni, at 12:05, then 3:40, then 6:50

By 5 pm the debate has moved on to whether the restaurant should have a terrace, a television, or both. At 6:20 Sergio sends a photo of a menu, taken upside down. At 7:31 Nacho writes: "So… Paco's?" Seven thumbs up in forty seconds.

Reached by phone, Paco hadn't followed the debate. He had added a chair.

By the numbers
  • 214messages exchanged, not counting thumbs
  • 9restaurants considered, one closed on Sundays
  • 2polls, both contested
  • 1table, the one at the back, as usual
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